Newton’s Unpublished Laws

Everyone is working very hard these days and the pressure is intense. Take a moment and appreciate some humor. Studies show that if you can find a laugh each day, not only will you live longer, but you will enjoy your life much more.

I found this on several blogs in slightly different forms. I suspect that Newton wrote these after he was hit in the head by the apple.









1. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. In the kitchen this applies to handling flour, meats and anything else that covers one's hands
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner ( a bit related to the law of entropy).
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell a friend you were late because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
7. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.8. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
9. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
10 LAW OF THE BATH :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
11 LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you don’t want to be seen.

Have a great day. Smile at someone and enjoy their return smile.

John



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